Post by Marciana - admin on Apr 17, 2007 10:12:40 GMT
Yes, I have been adding my reactions, I think it's just more fun that way.
RAW EMANATES FROM MILAN, ITALY THIS WEEK. And we are one week away from John-John's 30th birthday, yay.
Opening Segment -- Coach books Cena vs Ortz and Edge tonight. He really wants that match to happen, he tried last week to make it happen at Backlash, and when he got overruled, he decided to do it this week. Lolz. Anyway. Vince comes out and says Lashley's not hereyayzes oh noez. He tries to get an opponent for Umaga, and since nobody bites, he gets Boris Whatshisname Alexiev, who's been working some dark matches recently, to fight Umaga. He says that if Umaga destroys him, WWE will NOT be liable for damages. Lolz disclaimer.
Match 1 -- Umaga (c) vs Boris "Santino" Alexiev for the IC Title --- OH THANK GOD THIS IS THE FIRST MATCH AND NOT MAIN EVENT. Anyway. Total upset, Santino beats Umaga for the Intercontinental Championship in 4:00. PS - How many people just KNEW that Lashley would show up when Vince said he wasn't in the building? How many people were actually surprised? He came out and killed everybody but Santino. Santino got Italian soccer chants for his efforts.
In-Ring Interview Segment --- After the break, Lawler gets into the ring and interviews Lashley about showing up "unexpectedly", winkwink. Lashley puts over Santino instead.
Backstage Segment --- Ric Flair finds Carlito lacing up his boots backstage. Carlito says he doesn't want to team with Flair after he let Carlito down last week. Flair says he didn't let anyone down, and they need to focus on tonight.
PREVIEW FOR RAWON JOHN CENA'S BIRTHDAY NEXT WEEK FROM LONDON, ENGLAND --- WTF. We're getting our Wrestlemania rematch of HBK vs Cena next week. On FREE TV. Hell YES.
Match 2 -- Ric Flair and Carlito (w/Torrie) vs The World's Greatest Tag Team --- TWGTT win in 6:00. Carlito is doing the Abandon Your Friends to go heel thing. He even blows off Torrie and her puppies, wtf.
Interview Segment --- Yay, Maria! In Italy! And she's Greek! O.o Anyway. Italy is booing Cena. Italy, where John-John celebrated his 28th birthday! The same Italy that sang him Happy Birthday! Aaaahhh, dammit. Oh well. Maria asks John about his upcoming handicap match against Rated-RKO, but HBK interrupts and the 3 people booing him are the same 3 people who were cheering Cena while 12311238943890212 other people booed. DAMMIT, ITALY, DON'T MAKE ME HATE YOU. Anyway. Shawn interrupts (I think before John can say anything) and tells John he just does not have his back anymore unlike before Mania. OMGWTF CRY ME A RIVER. [/sarcasm] He walks away and people cheer. John-John is left to stand there like "Something just happened, but I don't know what."
Backstage Segment --- Melina is preening in front of a mirror. Nitro tells her she looks good. I tell the recap I'm reading that I want to gag. Melina tells Nitro to kick Eugene's ass tonight. Eugene, btw, does a whole pop-in, pop-out thing with the camera.
Video Package --- The Great Khali will be back in action next week. Doesn't mean we have to party like it's 1999, yo.
Match 3 -- Johnny Nitro vs Eugene --- I don't know why I should even be made to talk about this part, it's totally inconsequential. Nitro wins. That's it.
Video -- Places to shop in Milan, coz you know, it'll be so hard to find some place to shop in Milan. [/sarcasm] The Divas fashion show is up next.
Divas Fashion Show --- Biggest pops go to Torrie and Maria, and Torrie wins. Melina is NOT HAPPY and attacks Torrie but the faces pull her off and Victoria and Melina run away up the ramp. Filler segment, y'all. Coz you know...
Match 4 -- Jeff Hardy (w/Matt) vs Lance Cade (w/Murdoch) --- And now time for our obligatory PPV tag team match hype, the same thing they do with PB&A on Smackdown!. Cade defeats Jeff in 6:00. So that means we now have a 2:4 chance of the Hardys winning at Backlash.
Match 5 -- Chris Masters vs Super Crazy --- Chris Masters said no one has been able to create a work of art like Chris Masters. Why hello there 'roids jokes. Masters for the win at 5:00.
Backstage Segment -- Ummm...well. Just when I thought I was finally seeing the end of it, Rated-RKO mack on each other as they get ready to face John-John. Srsleh. Break the damn team up and let's get Edge vs Ortz going, PLEASE!
Match 6 -- John Cena (c) vs Randy Orton and Edge --- An hour and a half since his interview segment and Italy still doesn't like him. I'm crushed. Anyway. Cena goes on the offensive early in the match and gets booed, and after commercial break, Edge and Randy are taking turns just beating the holy hera out of Cena. At the overrun, Michaels comes out and pulls the top rope down, sending Orton out to the floor. Cena gives Edge the 5 Knuckle Shuffle and gets him for the FU, but Orton makes my night and hits a standing dropkick and the ref gets bumped. 4-man demolition derby in 3...2...1...Edge makes for the Spear, Cena moves and Orton gets it. HBK comes in and makes with Sweet Chin Music on Cena, but Cena is psychic, apparently, ducks it and Edge gets tagged right on the jaw. Cena drops HBK with an FU, and HBK "flopped around the mat like a fish out of water", says PWTorch, and you know, that's always fun to watch, Benoit does it real good too. Cena gets the roll-up on Edge and the ref makes the slow 3-count. Cena wins in 15:00 in the night's longest match.
As the show goes off the air, Cena hoists his bling-bling in the dirty-dirty as the last man standing. He is soooooooo losing at Backlash, I just KNOW IT. :: sobs ::
~ MARCIANA ~
RAW EMANATES FROM MILAN, ITALY THIS WEEK. And we are one week away from John-John's 30th birthday, yay.
Opening Segment -- Coach books Cena vs Ortz and Edge tonight. He really wants that match to happen, he tried last week to make it happen at Backlash, and when he got overruled, he decided to do it this week. Lolz. Anyway. Vince comes out and says Lashley's not here
Match 1 -- Umaga (c) vs Boris "Santino" Alexiev for the IC Title --- OH THANK GOD THIS IS THE FIRST MATCH AND NOT MAIN EVENT. Anyway. Total upset, Santino beats Umaga for the Intercontinental Championship in 4:00. PS - How many people just KNEW that Lashley would show up when Vince said he wasn't in the building? How many people were actually surprised? He came out and killed everybody but Santino. Santino got Italian soccer chants for his efforts.
In-Ring Interview Segment --- After the break, Lawler gets into the ring and interviews Lashley about showing up "unexpectedly", winkwink. Lashley puts over Santino instead.
Backstage Segment --- Ric Flair finds Carlito lacing up his boots backstage. Carlito says he doesn't want to team with Flair after he let Carlito down last week. Flair says he didn't let anyone down, and they need to focus on tonight.
PREVIEW FOR RAW
Match 2 -- Ric Flair and Carlito (w/Torrie) vs The World's Greatest Tag Team --- TWGTT win in 6:00. Carlito is doing the Abandon Your Friends to go heel thing. He even blows off Torrie and her puppies, wtf.
Interview Segment --- Yay, Maria! In Italy! And she's Greek! O.o Anyway. Italy is booing Cena. Italy, where John-John celebrated his 28th birthday! The same Italy that sang him Happy Birthday! Aaaahhh, dammit. Oh well. Maria asks John about his upcoming handicap match against Rated-RKO, but HBK interrupts and the 3 people booing him are the same 3 people who were cheering Cena while 12311238943890212 other people booed. DAMMIT, ITALY, DON'T MAKE ME HATE YOU. Anyway. Shawn interrupts (I think before John can say anything) and tells John he just does not have his back anymore unlike before Mania. OMGWTF CRY ME A RIVER. [/sarcasm] He walks away and people cheer. John-John is left to stand there like "Something just happened, but I don't know what."
Backstage Segment --- Melina is preening in front of a mirror. Nitro tells her she looks good. I tell the recap I'm reading that I want to gag. Melina tells Nitro to kick Eugene's ass tonight. Eugene, btw, does a whole pop-in, pop-out thing with the camera.
Video Package --- The Great Khali will be back in action next week. Doesn't mean we have to party like it's 1999, yo.
Match 3 -- Johnny Nitro vs Eugene --- I don't know why I should even be made to talk about this part, it's totally inconsequential. Nitro wins. That's it.
Video -- Places to shop in Milan, coz you know, it'll be so hard to find some place to shop in Milan. [/sarcasm] The Divas fashion show is up next.
Divas Fashion Show --- Biggest pops go to Torrie and Maria, and Torrie wins. Melina is NOT HAPPY and attacks Torrie but the faces pull her off and Victoria and Melina run away up the ramp. Filler segment, y'all. Coz you know...
Match 4 -- Jeff Hardy (w/Matt) vs Lance Cade (w/Murdoch) --- And now time for our obligatory PPV tag team match hype, the same thing they do with PB&A on Smackdown!. Cade defeats Jeff in 6:00. So that means we now have a 2:4 chance of the Hardys winning at Backlash.
Match 5 -- Chris Masters vs Super Crazy --- Chris Masters said no one has been able to create a work of art like Chris Masters. Why hello there 'roids jokes. Masters for the win at 5:00.
Backstage Segment -- Ummm...well. Just when I thought I was finally seeing the end of it, Rated-RKO mack on each other as they get ready to face John-John. Srsleh. Break the damn team up and let's get Edge vs Ortz going, PLEASE!
Match 6 -- John Cena (c) vs Randy Orton and Edge --- An hour and a half since his interview segment and Italy still doesn't like him. I'm crushed. Anyway. Cena goes on the offensive early in the match and gets booed, and after commercial break, Edge and Randy are taking turns just beating the holy hera out of Cena. At the overrun, Michaels comes out and pulls the top rope down, sending Orton out to the floor. Cena gives Edge the 5 Knuckle Shuffle and gets him for the FU, but Orton makes my night and hits a standing dropkick and the ref gets bumped. 4-man demolition derby in 3...2...1...Edge makes for the Spear, Cena moves and Orton gets it. HBK comes in and makes with Sweet Chin Music on Cena, but Cena is psychic, apparently, ducks it and Edge gets tagged right on the jaw. Cena drops HBK with an FU, and HBK "flopped around the mat like a fish out of water", says PWTorch, and you know, that's always fun to watch, Benoit does it real good too. Cena gets the roll-up on Edge and the ref makes the slow 3-count. Cena wins in 15:00 in the night's longest match.
As the show goes off the air, Cena hoists his bling-bling in the dirty-dirty as the last man standing. He is soooooooo losing at Backlash, I just KNOW IT. :: sobs ::
~ MARCIANA ~
