Post by Marciana - admin on Apr 29, 2007 3:17:51 GMT
I'm so horrible with ECW results, I can't believe this is delayed again. Grrr. Well, here it is anyway, for anyone who still wants it.
Previously, on...ECW -- Elijah Burke got Punk'd FTW.
Backstage Segment -- CM Punk is pretending he's all hurt and stuff after watching the video package, and apologizes to the New Breed for what happened last week, but not for encouraging free-thinking. Punk says he'll be on the same page as everyone for the eight-man elimination tag team match later tonight, but he's still Punking out Burke, which you know...is fun to watch.
Match 1 -- Lashley (c) vs Umaga (w/AAE) (non-title) -- Umaga and AAE come out to the ring as a recap of RAW when Shane, Vince and Umaga gang-banged Robbie Brookside. Lashley then comes to ringside and Mr McMahon, watching from a McMonitor backstage, is NOT HAPPY. Lashley wins via DQ in 4:00 after Armando drives the ECW title into Lashley's head. After the match, Vince came out and held Umaga back as Lashley tore Armando to pieces. HEE.
Burke Backstage -- Burke tells the New Breed - Punk that they may have made a mistake bringing Punk into the New Breed. Cor Von says it was Burke's fault, lolz burn. Burke acknowledges it, but Striker says that Punk is a talented kid, and he may yet serve as an asset to the New Breed. Punk then pulls a Maria and shows up in frame and asks Burke all Maria-like what's going on. Lolz.
Match 2 -- Snitsky vs Balls Mahoney --- Because you know...ECW needs a big, huge monster now, since they scooted Khali onto RAW and Big Show's gone and Kane is on Smackdown! and wreaking face-ly havoc there. Monster!Snitsky squashes Balls in 2:00.
Punk Promo -- PS - I adore alliterations. Punk says he joined the New Breed to help change the face of the New Breed. Burke is back and Punk acts all game with him. Still no mention of which one of the New Breed is sitting out of the 4-man team.
Backlash Pluggage -- DAUGHTRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Match 3 -- The New Breed vs The ECW Originals (eight-man elimination tag team match) --- Burke says he wants to make it a fair fight and forces Punk to sit in a corner like a good little Punk. When the match came down to RVD vs Burke, Punk got up and kicked Burke in the back and sat back down like "I di-int do nuthin', yo, don't be ha-in'!" RVD took advantage and eliminated Burke. ECW Originals win it (w/a little bit of help from the Punkmeister) at 22:00.
Burke Gets Effing Punk'd Again -- After the match, Punk gets into the ring to chants of "C-M Punk!" But I think everyone knew he was going to do something to Burke, so when he hit Go 2 Sleep on Burke, nobody reacted for a long time until he left the ring to go to the back.
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I thought last week was better in advancing this storyline. I think they pushed the CM Punk side of that rivalry too much this week, so it wasn't super great...
~ MARCIANA ~
Previously, on...ECW -- Elijah Burke got Punk'd FTW.
Backstage Segment -- CM Punk is pretending he's all hurt and stuff after watching the video package, and apologizes to the New Breed for what happened last week, but not for encouraging free-thinking. Punk says he'll be on the same page as everyone for the eight-man elimination tag team match later tonight, but he's still Punking out Burke, which you know...is fun to watch.
Match 1 -- Lashley (c) vs Umaga (w/AAE) (non-title) -- Umaga and AAE come out to the ring as a recap of RAW when Shane, Vince and Umaga gang-banged Robbie Brookside. Lashley then comes to ringside and Mr McMahon, watching from a McMonitor backstage, is NOT HAPPY. Lashley wins via DQ in 4:00 after Armando drives the ECW title into Lashley's head. After the match, Vince came out and held Umaga back as Lashley tore Armando to pieces. HEE.
Burke Backstage -- Burke tells the New Breed - Punk that they may have made a mistake bringing Punk into the New Breed. Cor Von says it was Burke's fault, lolz burn. Burke acknowledges it, but Striker says that Punk is a talented kid, and he may yet serve as an asset to the New Breed. Punk then pulls a Maria and shows up in frame and asks Burke all Maria-like what's going on. Lolz.
Match 2 -- Snitsky vs Balls Mahoney --- Because you know...ECW needs a big, huge monster now, since they scooted Khali onto RAW and Big Show's gone and Kane is on Smackdown! and wreaking face-ly havoc there. Monster!Snitsky squashes Balls in 2:00.
Punk Promo -- PS - I adore alliterations. Punk says he joined the New Breed to help change the face of the New Breed. Burke is back and Punk acts all game with him. Still no mention of which one of the New Breed is sitting out of the 4-man team.
Backlash Pluggage -- DAUGHTRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Match 3 -- The New Breed vs The ECW Originals (eight-man elimination tag team match) --- Burke says he wants to make it a fair fight and forces Punk to sit in a corner like a good little Punk. When the match came down to RVD vs Burke, Punk got up and kicked Burke in the back and sat back down like "I di-int do nuthin', yo, don't be ha-in'!" RVD took advantage and eliminated Burke. ECW Originals win it (w/a little bit of help from the Punkmeister) at 22:00.
Burke Gets Effing Punk'd Again -- After the match, Punk gets into the ring to chants of "C-M Punk!" But I think everyone knew he was going to do something to Burke, so when he hit Go 2 Sleep on Burke, nobody reacted for a long time until he left the ring to go to the back.
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I thought last week was better in advancing this storyline. I think they pushed the CM Punk side of that rivalry too much this week, so it wasn't super great...
~ MARCIANA ~
