Post by Marciana - admin on May 5, 2007 2:40:28 GMT
Better late than never? Maybe...Smackdown! results will follow in a while.
Previously on...BACKLASH -- WTF VINCE IS ECW CHAMP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Lashley Lashes Away -- Bobby Lashley comes out to make the promo one gives after losing their championship belt. As one does. Finer points of the promo: A) He wants a rematch NOW ktnxbai. B) Arrrrrmandooooooo Alejandrrrooooo Estrrrrrrrrrrrada comes out (in a wheelchair, coz of Lashley. Lashley:
) and says sure, but not tonight. C) Lashley cannot touch Umaga, Shane or Vince unless physically provoked, or else he forfeits his rematch. D) Lashley gets AAE to say AAE but AAE realizes he's not on The List Of People Lashley Cannot Touch, so he gets wheeled into the steel steps.
Preview Tonight -- The ECW Originals confront Vince McChamp TONIGHT!
Burke Backstage -- OMG PUNK TOTALLY SET US UP! The New Breed doesn't seem to care.
Match 1 -- CM Punk vs Kevin Thorn (w/Ariel) --- After Punk goes to the ring, Burke brings out the New Breed, and tells Punk that he used the New Breed for personal gain, and THAT IS SO NOT COOL, YO, so he sends Thorn to kick Punk's ass. Thorn is all, "Whatev, dude," and goes to the ring with Ariel. CM Punk wins in 2:00 with Go 2 Sleep. Super duper short match that was straight to the point. OK, not a bad way to start the show. Considering it's really not the start of the show anymore.
Preview Tonight -- Remember RVD, Sandman and Tommy Dreamer being NOT HAPPY about Vince becoming McChamp? Coz if you don't, we're just reminding you. Coz you know. ECW Originals! Vince McChamp! TONIGHT!
Extreme Expose -- Is Extremely Boring. Train these girls to wrestle, will ya? Then they woudln't be so useless.
Breed Begins Breaking-Up -- So Thorn lost and is NOT HAPPY because where the fuck were the other guys when he lost, huh? Burke is NOT HAPPY EITHER and says it's Thorn's own fault for losing to Punk, even Ariel could have beaten Punk. Thorn is even more NOT HAPPY and totally quits the New Breed. Ringside, Tazz and Styles are all, "OH NO SRSLEH?!" Yeah, boys, srsleh.
Preview Tonight -- Coz you know...Dreamer and RVD are STILL NOT HAPPY that Vince is champ.
Match 2 -- Matt Striker and Marcus Cor Von vs The Major Brothers --- Who are the Major brothers? Does it matter though if you know or don't know who they are? Point is The Major Brothers win.
After the match Anger -- Burke is NOT HAPPY, and you know what, neither is Striker, who Burke is NOT HAPPY with. Striker stands there and takes the abuse before leaving all sad and hurt.
McChamp Makes A Match -- Vince comes out and exposes himself. No, srsleh. But ummm...No, he opened his jacket to reveal the ECW title belt. Whatever, Vince. He called out the ECW Originals to tell him face-to-face, mano-a-mano, exactly how they feel. Which they do. Sandman holds up three fingers to Vince and tells him to read between the lines. Anyway, bottom line is, he decides to give these guys an Extreme Rules match, with the winner getting a title shot next week.
Match 3 -- RVD vs The Sandman vs Tommy Dreamer vs Sabu - #1 Contenders' Match, Extreme Rules --- Because it has been a while since we saw a good, formula Extreme Rules match on ECW. RVD wins it at 6:00. After the match, RVD stared down Vince, who backed off raising his title belt up high. Well, as high as that 60-year-old nut can do.
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With Lashley injured, I'm sure that match won't happen next week, most likely at Judgement Day. I think they're sort of bating RVD to sign a new contract with them, but I don't know...I don't think RVD will bite this time.
~ MARCIANA ~
Previously on...BACKLASH -- WTF VINCE IS ECW CHAMP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Lashley Lashes Away -- Bobby Lashley comes out to make the promo one gives after losing their championship belt. As one does. Finer points of the promo: A) He wants a rematch NOW ktnxbai. B) Arrrrrmandooooooo Alejandrrrooooo Estrrrrrrrrrrrada comes out (in a wheelchair, coz of Lashley. Lashley:
) and says sure, but not tonight. C) Lashley cannot touch Umaga, Shane or Vince unless physically provoked, or else he forfeits his rematch. D) Lashley gets AAE to say AAE but AAE realizes he's not on The List Of People Lashley Cannot Touch, so he gets wheeled into the steel steps.Preview Tonight -- The ECW Originals confront Vince McChamp TONIGHT!
Burke Backstage -- OMG PUNK TOTALLY SET US UP! The New Breed doesn't seem to care.
Match 1 -- CM Punk vs Kevin Thorn (w/Ariel) --- After Punk goes to the ring, Burke brings out the New Breed, and tells Punk that he used the New Breed for personal gain, and THAT IS SO NOT COOL, YO, so he sends Thorn to kick Punk's ass. Thorn is all, "Whatev, dude," and goes to the ring with Ariel. CM Punk wins in 2:00 with Go 2 Sleep. Super duper short match that was straight to the point. OK, not a bad way to start the show. Considering it's really not the start of the show anymore.
Preview Tonight -- Remember RVD, Sandman and Tommy Dreamer being NOT HAPPY about Vince becoming McChamp? Coz if you don't, we're just reminding you. Coz you know. ECW Originals! Vince McChamp! TONIGHT!
Extreme Expose -- Is Extremely Boring. Train these girls to wrestle, will ya? Then they woudln't be so useless.
Breed Begins Breaking-Up -- So Thorn lost and is NOT HAPPY because where the fuck were the other guys when he lost, huh? Burke is NOT HAPPY EITHER and says it's Thorn's own fault for losing to Punk, even Ariel could have beaten Punk. Thorn is even more NOT HAPPY and totally quits the New Breed. Ringside, Tazz and Styles are all, "OH NO SRSLEH?!" Yeah, boys, srsleh.
Preview Tonight -- Coz you know...Dreamer and RVD are STILL NOT HAPPY that Vince is champ.
Match 2 -- Matt Striker and Marcus Cor Von vs The Major Brothers --- Who are the Major brothers? Does it matter though if you know or don't know who they are? Point is The Major Brothers win.
After the match Anger -- Burke is NOT HAPPY, and you know what, neither is Striker, who Burke is NOT HAPPY with. Striker stands there and takes the abuse before leaving all sad and hurt.
McChamp Makes A Match -- Vince comes out and exposes himself. No, srsleh. But ummm...No, he opened his jacket to reveal the ECW title belt. Whatever, Vince. He called out the ECW Originals to tell him face-to-face, mano-a-mano, exactly how they feel. Which they do. Sandman holds up three fingers to Vince and tells him to read between the lines. Anyway, bottom line is, he decides to give these guys an Extreme Rules match, with the winner getting a title shot next week.
Match 3 -- RVD vs The Sandman vs Tommy Dreamer vs Sabu - #1 Contenders' Match, Extreme Rules --- Because it has been a while since we saw a good, formula Extreme Rules match on ECW. RVD wins it at 6:00. After the match, RVD stared down Vince, who backed off raising his title belt up high. Well, as high as that 60-year-old nut can do.
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With Lashley injured, I'm sure that match won't happen next week, most likely at Judgement Day. I think they're sort of bating RVD to sign a new contract with them, but I don't know...I don't think RVD will bite this time.
~ MARCIANA ~
