Post by Marciana - admin on Apr 8, 2007 4:15:29 GMT
Match 1 -- Ken Kennedy (MITB) vs Jeff Hardy ---> Before the match, Kennedy gets on the mic and says, basically, that the Kennedy era has just begun. Ken Kennedy with the clean victory over Jeff Hardy. After the match, Hornswaggle came out and he and Kennedy brawled (?!?!) until Finlay came out and joined in.
Office Segment ---> Teddy Long and Kristal get closer. Um...right. Okay. WTF. Ken Kennedy interrupts the display of affection and says he wants Hornswaggle in a match next week. T.Lo gives him Kennedy vs Hornswaggle and Finlay next week. LOLERSK8Z.
Backstage Segment ---> Ashley runs into Timbaland and they run into Jillian who gives him a reason to not put her in his video. Ash and Timba walk away making fun of Jillian.
Match 2 -- Chris Benoit (c) vs Mike Mizanin, non-title match ---> K, first of all, who the halibut did Benoit piss off to get the Miz as an opponent on Smackdown! after Wrestlemania? Srsleh. No one should get stuck with that guy, nobody, he just plain effing annoys me. Know what's even worse? Miz defeats Benoit after MVP interferes. WTF, people.
Locker Room Segment ---> King Booker and Queen Sharmell are displeased with Matthew Hardy, and would like to put his rouge behind in its proper place. Somewhere in England, Prince Harry is coking up even more to block out Booker's no-longer-hillarious English king gimmick and fauxccent.
Match 3 -- King Booker (w/ Queen Sharmell) vs Matt Hardy ---> Matt with the win over King Booker (yayzes, says I). After the bout, the Queen expresses her displeasure at her soverign's loss to a rogue like Matthew who almost broke her freakin' neck at Wrestlemania. She turns away from the defeated monarch and returns to the safety of her locker room.
Match 4 -- Kane vs Dave Taylor (w/ William Regal) ---> See now, where did these 2 disappear to? Anyway. Taylor pissed someone in the back off, I'm sure, and therefore Kane squashed the eff out of Taylor's ass.
Backstage Segment ---> Again with the King and his fauxccent. SRSLEH. It's "King Booker layeth the smacketh down" Friday, isn't it? Belated April Fools' joke coz Wrestlemania was on April Fools' day. Anyway. The Queen is shedding some royal tears, and King Booker says they need to have a royal talk. The Queen is royally not listening. King Booker tells her to not royally worry about the Money In The Bank being more royally important than her to him. Queen Sharmell does the first good thing she's done in a long time and royally slaps the royal taste out of King Booker's royal mouth and royally walks away. This show may have hope yet!
Match 5 -- PB&A (Paul, Brian w/ Ashley) vs Gregory Helms and Chavo Guerrero. DDC (Deuce, Domino and Cherry) watch from their car. WTF, they're getting another shot at the titles? Why not Taylor and Regal again?! Sheesh. Anyway. London and Kendrick defeat Helms and Guerrero after Kendrick hit the coolest-named finisher in sports-entertainment (Sliced Bread No. 2) on one guy while the other made like the London Bridge and fell after London (lolz, punz!) power bombed him into next week.
Backstage Segment -- I don't have to tell you who this is. But I will anyway. King Booker is royally angry and royally promises to make someone royally hurt and royally pay for this.
Ending Segment -- The Druids are out and Taker makes his way to the ring. Before he can say anything, Batista comes out, says "Congratulations, I want my rematch," then leaves in the most WTF moment Batista has ever given. I mean...srsleh. It couldn't have been longer than that? Anyway. King Booker, who is still royally mad, royally appears out of royally nowhere and royally attacks Undertaker. Undertaker royally tombstones him onto the announce table, taking King Booker's royal ass of the show for a while.
Royal End of Show.
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Notes: Booker will be off the show indefinitely. WWE.Com says he took a huge bump from the tombstone, so that's your kayfabe story. The real story is that he's been having issues with his knee and will be having surgery, so he'll be away for some time. Most likely he'll spend his time building up his wrestling school in Houston while he's out and while doing rehab.
~ MARCIANA ~
Office Segment ---> Teddy Long and Kristal get closer. Um...right. Okay. WTF. Ken Kennedy interrupts the display of affection and says he wants Hornswaggle in a match next week. T.Lo gives him Kennedy vs Hornswaggle and Finlay next week. LOLERSK8Z.
Backstage Segment ---> Ashley runs into Timbaland and they run into Jillian who gives him a reason to not put her in his video. Ash and Timba walk away making fun of Jillian.
Match 2 -- Chris Benoit (c) vs Mike Mizanin, non-title match ---> K, first of all, who the halibut did Benoit piss off to get the Miz as an opponent on Smackdown! after Wrestlemania? Srsleh. No one should get stuck with that guy, nobody, he just plain effing annoys me. Know what's even worse? Miz defeats Benoit after MVP interferes. WTF, people.
Locker Room Segment ---> King Booker and Queen Sharmell are displeased with Matthew Hardy, and would like to put his rouge behind in its proper place. Somewhere in England, Prince Harry is coking up even more to block out Booker's no-longer-hillarious English king gimmick and fauxccent.
Match 3 -- King Booker (w/ Queen Sharmell) vs Matt Hardy ---> Matt with the win over King Booker (yayzes, says I). After the bout, the Queen expresses her displeasure at her soverign's loss to a rogue like Matthew who almost broke her freakin' neck at Wrestlemania. She turns away from the defeated monarch and returns to the safety of her locker room.
Match 4 -- Kane vs Dave Taylor (w/ William Regal) ---> See now, where did these 2 disappear to? Anyway. Taylor pissed someone in the back off, I'm sure, and therefore Kane squashed the eff out of Taylor's ass.
Backstage Segment ---> Again with the King and his fauxccent. SRSLEH. It's "King Booker layeth the smacketh down" Friday, isn't it? Belated April Fools' joke coz Wrestlemania was on April Fools' day. Anyway. The Queen is shedding some royal tears, and King Booker says they need to have a royal talk. The Queen is royally not listening. King Booker tells her to not royally worry about the Money In The Bank being more royally important than her to him. Queen Sharmell does the first good thing she's done in a long time and royally slaps the royal taste out of King Booker's royal mouth and royally walks away. This show may have hope yet!
Match 5 -- PB&A (Paul, Brian w/ Ashley) vs Gregory Helms and Chavo Guerrero. DDC (Deuce, Domino and Cherry) watch from their car. WTF, they're getting another shot at the titles? Why not Taylor and Regal again?! Sheesh. Anyway. London and Kendrick defeat Helms and Guerrero after Kendrick hit the coolest-named finisher in sports-entertainment (Sliced Bread No. 2) on one guy while the other made like the London Bridge and fell after London (lolz, punz!) power bombed him into next week.
Backstage Segment -- I don't have to tell you who this is. But I will anyway. King Booker is royally angry and royally promises to make someone royally hurt and royally pay for this.
Ending Segment -- The Druids are out and Taker makes his way to the ring. Before he can say anything, Batista comes out, says "Congratulations, I want my rematch," then leaves in the most WTF moment Batista has ever given. I mean...srsleh. It couldn't have been longer than that? Anyway. King Booker, who is still royally mad, royally appears out of royally nowhere and royally attacks Undertaker. Undertaker royally tombstones him onto the announce table, taking King Booker's royal ass of the show for a while.
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Notes: Booker will be off the show indefinitely. WWE.Com says he took a huge bump from the tombstone, so that's your kayfabe story. The real story is that he's been having issues with his knee and will be having surgery, so he'll be away for some time. Most likely he'll spend his time building up his wrestling school in Houston while he's out and while doing rehab.
~ MARCIANA ~
