Post by Marciana - admin on Apr 24, 2007 4:42:47 GMT
I'm so sorry I didn't post the previous week's, and I'm sorry this is so delayed. But here it is now.
Tonight on Smackdown! -- SD!'s having it's 400th episode in Milan, Italy! Holla holla holla! 'Taker takes on Mr Kennedy tonight, and Batista battles Finlay to open the show. (Like my alliterations? I do.)
Match 1 -- Batista vs Finlay --- This is always a good match to watch. Batista wins via DQ in 8:20 after Kennedy interferes. Fin-Fin and Ken-Ken attack Batista until refs and officials come to stop them. Ken-Ken trash talks Batista until Fin-Fin Celtic Crushes him to shut him up. Why, Finlay, why?! I actually would pay good money just to hear Kennedy talk!
In-Ring Divaness -- Jillian says that Ashley couldn't make it due to her attacking her last week, so Jillian will just grace everybody in Italy with her operatic talent. I hope, anyway. Ugh, never mind. Michelle McCool interrupts and says "You're horrible!" in Italian. Italians go WHOOT! The girls go at each other into the break. Yay for Michelle McCool now being a face!
Match 2 -- The Hardys (c) & Chris Benoit (c) vs Chavo, Helms and MVP --- Thank GOD they didn't cross Cade and Murdoch over to Smackdown! for this match, I would have kicked my TV down WWE Creative's throats. This is a match made up of some of the most awesome talents in the WWE, so you know it's going to be good. The faces win in 9:14 (Boy, they don't like ending it in solid times tonight!) after Benoit makes Helms tap to the Sharpshooter.
Match 3 -- Paul London and Brian Kendrick (c) vs Deuce and Domino for the WWE Tag Team Titles --- Deuce and Domino end London and Kendrick's year-old tag team championship reign in 8:54 with a clean victory. Awww, snap.
Match 4 -- Dave Taylor and William Regal vs Kane, Handicap match --- Lolz, they have no idea what to do with Kane since they gave Khali the past couple of weeks off. It's Kane by count-out at 9:14. Urm...srsleh.
Hollerin' at the Hollameister -- Regal and Taylor complain to T.Lo about Kane. T.Lo says it's Regal and Taylor vs Kane and The Boogeyman next week on SD! All together now: WTF. After Taylor and Regal are gone, Kristal joins T.Lo and she apparently did a helluvalotta shopping while in Milan, coz you know, I'd do that to, fashion capital of the world and everything. And then Teddy Long and Kristal make-out. Cole and JBL look like this: O.o I do too.
Match 5 -- Mr Kennedy vs Undertaker (non-title) --- Kennedy's mic work comes before the break, then we go to break, then we go to the match. Taker wins by DQ at 12:12 (o.O at the times of the matches tonight!) after Finlay and shillelagh interfere. The crowd chants for Batista, but the big bad one is a no-show.
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...I don't really have much of a reaction, coz I think 'Taker becoming World Heavyweight Champion is the best thing that's happened to Smackdown! in a while. I just wanna say...WTF about Long/Kristal. So are they un-dumping the "Vicki Guerrero as GM" storyline?
~ MARCIANA ~
Tonight on Smackdown! -- SD!'s having it's 400th episode in Milan, Italy! Holla holla holla! 'Taker takes on Mr Kennedy tonight, and Batista battles Finlay to open the show. (Like my alliterations? I do.)
Match 1 -- Batista vs Finlay --- This is always a good match to watch. Batista wins via DQ in 8:20 after Kennedy interferes. Fin-Fin and Ken-Ken attack Batista until refs and officials come to stop them. Ken-Ken trash talks Batista until Fin-Fin Celtic Crushes him to shut him up. Why, Finlay, why?! I actually would pay good money just to hear Kennedy talk!
In-Ring Divaness -- Jillian says that Ashley couldn't make it due to her attacking her last week, so Jillian will just grace everybody in Italy with her operatic talent. I hope, anyway. Ugh, never mind. Michelle McCool interrupts and says "You're horrible!" in Italian. Italians go WHOOT! The girls go at each other into the break. Yay for Michelle McCool now being a face!
Match 2 -- The Hardys (c) & Chris Benoit (c) vs Chavo, Helms and MVP --- Thank GOD they didn't cross Cade and Murdoch over to Smackdown! for this match, I would have kicked my TV down WWE Creative's throats. This is a match made up of some of the most awesome talents in the WWE, so you know it's going to be good. The faces win in 9:14 (Boy, they don't like ending it in solid times tonight!) after Benoit makes Helms tap to the Sharpshooter.
Match 3 -- Paul London and Brian Kendrick (c) vs Deuce and Domino for the WWE Tag Team Titles --- Deuce and Domino end London and Kendrick's year-old tag team championship reign in 8:54 with a clean victory. Awww, snap.
Match 4 -- Dave Taylor and William Regal vs Kane, Handicap match --- Lolz, they have no idea what to do with Kane since they gave Khali the past couple of weeks off. It's Kane by count-out at 9:14. Urm...srsleh.
Hollerin' at the Hollameister -- Regal and Taylor complain to T.Lo about Kane. T.Lo says it's Regal and Taylor vs Kane and The Boogeyman next week on SD! All together now: WTF. After Taylor and Regal are gone, Kristal joins T.Lo and she apparently did a helluvalotta shopping while in Milan, coz you know, I'd do that to, fashion capital of the world and everything. And then Teddy Long and Kristal make-out. Cole and JBL look like this: O.o I do too.
Match 5 -- Mr Kennedy vs Undertaker (non-title) --- Kennedy's mic work comes before the break, then we go to break, then we go to the match. Taker wins by DQ at 12:12 (o.O at the times of the matches tonight!) after Finlay and shillelagh interfere. The crowd chants for Batista, but the big bad one is a no-show.
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...I don't really have much of a reaction, coz I think 'Taker becoming World Heavyweight Champion is the best thing that's happened to Smackdown! in a while. I just wanna say...WTF about Long/Kristal. So are they un-dumping the "Vicki Guerrero as GM" storyline?
~ MARCIANA ~
