Post by Marciana - admin on May 10, 2007 3:07:23 GMT
Way delayed, but then that's coz up until this week, I lost a lot of interest in Smackdown!.
Tonight On...Smackdown! -- Michael Cole and JBL are at ringside, and hey, welcome to Friday Night Smackdown!, "wasn't Taker/Batista II @ Backlash totally awesome?" is tonight's topic for discussion.
Match 1 -- The Boogeyman (w/Mini-Boogey) vs William Regal (w/Dave Taylor) --- I actually really kind of am intrigued by Boogeyman, and I find Mini-Boogeyman amusing. Plus, Regal is just good in the ring, no ifs, ands, or buts about it. Boogeyman wins via DQ in 3:40 after Dave Taylor interferes. Mini-Boogey gets taken out, but here comes Kane to save the day.
T.Lo Wants An Assistant[/b] -- And I'm surprised it's not Kristal so they can spend more time together. Teddy is talking to The American Dream Dusty Rhodes, and thinks Rhodes wants the assistant job, but Rhodes really wants Teddy's job, lolz. MVP comes in and Teddy thinks he's there for the assistant job, but really, MVP says "I HAD THE FLU SO I LOST I WANT A REMATCH KTNXBAI" about his Backlash loss to Benoit. Teddy gives him a match against Kane tonight with the winner facing Benoit next week. MVP isn't very happy about that, but he'll take it, so he goes away. Sgt. Slaughter, the Brooklyn Brawler and the Miztake all want Teddy's assistant job too, apparently.
Match 2 -- Brian Kendrick vs Domino --- Retribution for last week, lolz. Kendrick gets the clean win with Sliced Bread # 2 at 5:00.
Video Stuff --- The Condemned pluggage, which you know...is not working coz no one is watching. More stuff about Taker/Batista II @ Backlash.
Match 3 -- Mr Kennedy vs Matt Hardy --- YAAAAAAAY Ken-Ken! Anyway, it was a nice long match, with a lot of people into it, people saying the second half after the break was good. Matt Hardy with the big upset at 19:00.
Exclusive Backlash Footage -- OMG BATISTA SPEARED TAKER OFF THE STAGE TO KILL HIM DED! OMG, THEY'RE BOTH KILLED DED! zOMG, NO WINNER </emo of controversy>.
Next Week On Smackdown! -- Taker/Batista III! In a steel cage match! In Pittsburgh! Get it? Pittsburgh Steelers? Eeep.
Match 4 -- Jimmy Wang Yang vs Gregory Helms --- Maryse says welcome back from commercial by the way. Yang pulls the upset win @ 5:00.
Backlash For Batista --- Batista is NOT HAPPY that he couldn't answer the 10 count last Sunday, and starts to wonder if maybe this whole chasing after his belt thing is all worth it. "Wait a second, let me think about it, HELLYESIT'SWORTHIT," says Batista. So next week, he's going to face Taker again in a steel cage. And he'll be laughing too. I think. Maybe.
PS -- Mark Henry is coming back soon. Eurgh.
Match 5 -- Finlay vs The Miz --- I lolz at The Miz's misfortune. Finlay wins via count-out at 6:00 coz Hornswaggle decided that if Mini-Boogey would have some air time, then he would too.
Match 6 -- MVP vs Kane #1 Contender's Match for the United States Championship - Winner faces Chris Benoit next week --- No need to go into a lot of details, only that MVP wins with the Playmaker at 12:00.
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I don't have a lot to say at the moment about Smackdown!, but I will this week! Yay!
~ MARCIANA ~
Tonight On...Smackdown! -- Michael Cole and JBL are at ringside, and hey, welcome to Friday Night Smackdown!, "wasn't Taker/Batista II @ Backlash totally awesome?" is tonight's topic for discussion.
Match 1 -- The Boogeyman (w/Mini-Boogey) vs William Regal (w/Dave Taylor) --- I actually really kind of am intrigued by Boogeyman, and I find Mini-Boogeyman amusing. Plus, Regal is just good in the ring, no ifs, ands, or buts about it. Boogeyman wins via DQ in 3:40 after Dave Taylor interferes. Mini-Boogey gets taken out, but here comes Kane to save the day.
T.Lo Wants An Assistant[/b] -- And I'm surprised it's not Kristal so they can spend more time together. Teddy is talking to The American Dream Dusty Rhodes, and thinks Rhodes wants the assistant job, but Rhodes really wants Teddy's job, lolz. MVP comes in and Teddy thinks he's there for the assistant job, but really, MVP says "I HAD THE FLU SO I LOST I WANT A REMATCH KTNXBAI" about his Backlash loss to Benoit. Teddy gives him a match against Kane tonight with the winner facing Benoit next week. MVP isn't very happy about that, but he'll take it, so he goes away. Sgt. Slaughter, the Brooklyn Brawler and the Miz
Match 2 -- Brian Kendrick vs Domino --- Retribution for last week, lolz. Kendrick gets the clean win with Sliced Bread # 2 at 5:00.
Video Stuff --- The Condemned pluggage, which you know...is not working coz no one is watching. More stuff about Taker/Batista II @ Backlash.
Match 3 -- Mr Kennedy vs Matt Hardy --- YAAAAAAAY Ken-Ken! Anyway, it was a nice long match, with a lot of people into it, people saying the second half after the break was good. Matt Hardy with the big upset at 19:00.
Exclusive Backlash Footage -- OMG BATISTA SPEARED TAKER OFF THE STAGE TO KILL HIM DED! OMG, THEY'RE BOTH KILLED DED! zOMG, NO WINNER </emo of controversy>.
Next Week On Smackdown! -- Taker/Batista III! In a steel cage match! In Pittsburgh! Get it? Pittsburgh Steelers? Eeep.
Match 4 -- Jimmy Wang Yang vs Gregory Helms --- Maryse says welcome back from commercial by the way. Yang pulls the upset win @ 5:00.
Backlash For Batista --- Batista is NOT HAPPY that he couldn't answer the 10 count last Sunday, and starts to wonder if maybe this whole chasing after his belt thing is all worth it. "Wait a second, let me think about it, HELLYESIT'SWORTHIT," says Batista. So next week, he's going to face Taker again in a steel cage. And he'll be laughing too. I think. Maybe.
PS -- Mark Henry is coming back soon. Eurgh.
Match 5 -- Finlay vs The Miz --- I lolz at The Miz's misfortune. Finlay wins via count-out at 6:00 coz Hornswaggle decided that if Mini-Boogey would have some air time, then he would too.
Match 6 -- MVP vs Kane #1 Contender's Match for the United States Championship - Winner faces Chris Benoit next week --- No need to go into a lot of details, only that MVP wins with the Playmaker at 12:00.
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I don't have a lot to say at the moment about Smackdown!, but I will this week! Yay!
~ MARCIANA ~
