Post by Marciana - admin on Apr 4, 2007 3:40:26 GMT
OPENING SEGMENT ---> All recaps write that the opening video was awesome, and the intro for the incomparable Aretha Frankling was nice too. Aretha Franklin sings "America The Beautiful" to open.
Money In The Bank Ladder Match ---> Ken Kennedy wins Money In The Bank Year III. Most competitors use their finishers or signature moves on multiple opponents one after the other. Most notable spot is Jeff Hardy coming off of a ladder right through Edge through a ladder. Edge is no longer undefeated at Wrestlemania at 4-1.
Interview Segment ---> Todd Grisham interviews Ken Kennedy. Ken Kennedy warns anyone with a championship belt to watch out for Misterrrrrrrrrr Money In The Bank...Bank.
The Great Khali vs Kane ---> The Great Khali def. Kane in 6:00. Khali chokes Kane with the chain of his hook afterwards.
Backstage Segment ---> Cryme Tyme try to console Eugene about his bald head. All of a sudden we get a dance party with some legends and Hall Of Famers and their gimmicks. All together now: WTF?!?!
Chris Benoit (c) vs MVP for the United States Championship ---> Benoit def. MVP to retain the US Championship. Benoit wins with the flying headbutt, something we haven't seen in a long time.
Backstage Segment ---> Boogeyman pays a visit to Donald Trump and former Miss USA Tara Conner. Boogeyman scares the crap out of Tara. The Donald and Boogeyman come to terms with a trade of sandwiches for worms. All together now: WTF?!?!?!?!
Batista (c) vs The Undertaker for the World Heavyweight Championship ---> The Undertaker def. Batista to become the new World Heavyweight Champion. Notable spots of Taker clearing the top rope to splash onto Batista on the outside, and Batista clearing all the announce tables to give Undertaker a running powerslam from one announce table to the other. Undertaker is 15-0 at Wrestlemania.
Backstage Segment ---> Stephanie and baby visit Vince in his office. We get Aurora Cam as Vince makes funny faces for the baby. He tells Steph he's going to beat the crap out of Trump, and then realizes Aurora has just taken a "Trump." EBIL.
ECW Originals vs The New Breed ---> ECW Originals def. The New Breed in a 6:00 match.
Video package ---> After another video package for "The Condemned", the 1219823190th McMahon vs Trump video package aired.
Umaga (w/ Vince McMahon) vs Bobby Lashley (w/Donald Trump) in the Battle Of The Billionaires Hair Match; Stone Cold Steve Austin guest refs. --> Lashley def. Umaga, marking Umaga's fourth PPV loss. Notable moments of Stone Cold giving a Stunner to the entire world (Vince, Shane, Umaga, The Donald).
Melina (c) vs Ashley in a Lumberjills Match for the Women's Championship ---> Melina def. Ashley in 3:00 to retain the Women's Championship. Aside from eye-candy, who really thought this was going to be a good match? SRSLEH.
John Cena (c) vs HBK Shawn Michaels for the WWE Championship ---> Cena def. Michaels in over 30:00 to retain the WWE Championship. Notable moments were Cena's Ford Mustang drift entrance; Michaels springboard moonsaulting off of the ropes onto Cena on the Raw announce table; Michaels running headfirst into a steel post; Cena ducking Sweet Chin Music only for the kick to catch the ref instead; Michaels piledriving Cena into the steel steps; a crazy-insane series of countering towards the 25:00 mark; Michaels becoming only the third person in Wrestlemania history to kick out of an FU (Triple H at WM22, Big Show at WM20); Cena kicking out after SWC; all those chops that left Cena's chest redder than strawberries in season; the crowd reaction after Cena's win. Cena, who has appeared in 5 consecutive Wrestlemanias (19-23) and wrestled in 4 consecutive Wrestlemanias (20-23), now has the second best Wrestlemania record, overtaking Edge's 4-1 with a 4-0 record of his own. (Edge was 4-0 until he lost at this year's MITB match.)
~ MARCIANA ~
Money In The Bank Ladder Match ---> Ken Kennedy wins Money In The Bank Year III. Most competitors use their finishers or signature moves on multiple opponents one after the other. Most notable spot is Jeff Hardy coming off of a ladder right through Edge through a ladder. Edge is no longer undefeated at Wrestlemania at 4-1.
Interview Segment ---> Todd Grisham interviews Ken Kennedy. Ken Kennedy warns anyone with a championship belt to watch out for Misterrrrrrrrrr Money In The Bank...Bank.
The Great Khali vs Kane ---> The Great Khali def. Kane in 6:00. Khali chokes Kane with the chain of his hook afterwards.
Backstage Segment ---> Cryme Tyme try to console Eugene about his bald head. All of a sudden we get a dance party with some legends and Hall Of Famers and their gimmicks. All together now: WTF?!?!
Chris Benoit (c) vs MVP for the United States Championship ---> Benoit def. MVP to retain the US Championship. Benoit wins with the flying headbutt, something we haven't seen in a long time.
Backstage Segment ---> Boogeyman pays a visit to Donald Trump and former Miss USA Tara Conner. Boogeyman scares the crap out of Tara. The Donald and Boogeyman come to terms with a trade of sandwiches for worms. All together now: WTF?!?!?!?!
Batista (c) vs The Undertaker for the World Heavyweight Championship ---> The Undertaker def. Batista to become the new World Heavyweight Champion. Notable spots of Taker clearing the top rope to splash onto Batista on the outside, and Batista clearing all the announce tables to give Undertaker a running powerslam from one announce table to the other. Undertaker is 15-0 at Wrestlemania.
Backstage Segment ---> Stephanie and baby visit Vince in his office. We get Aurora Cam as Vince makes funny faces for the baby. He tells Steph he's going to beat the crap out of Trump, and then realizes Aurora has just taken a "Trump." EBIL.
ECW Originals vs The New Breed ---> ECW Originals def. The New Breed in a 6:00 match.
Video package ---> After another video package for "The Condemned", the 1219823190th McMahon vs Trump video package aired.
Umaga (w/ Vince McMahon) vs Bobby Lashley (w/Donald Trump) in the Battle Of The Billionaires Hair Match; Stone Cold Steve Austin guest refs. --> Lashley def. Umaga, marking Umaga's fourth PPV loss. Notable moments of Stone Cold giving a Stunner to the entire world (Vince, Shane, Umaga, The Donald).
Melina (c) vs Ashley in a Lumberjills Match for the Women's Championship ---> Melina def. Ashley in 3:00 to retain the Women's Championship. Aside from eye-candy, who really thought this was going to be a good match? SRSLEH.
John Cena (c) vs HBK Shawn Michaels for the WWE Championship ---> Cena def. Michaels in over 30:00 to retain the WWE Championship. Notable moments were Cena's Ford Mustang drift entrance; Michaels springboard moonsaulting off of the ropes onto Cena on the Raw announce table; Michaels running headfirst into a steel post; Cena ducking Sweet Chin Music only for the kick to catch the ref instead; Michaels piledriving Cena into the steel steps; a crazy-insane series of countering towards the 25:00 mark; Michaels becoming only the third person in Wrestlemania history to kick out of an FU (Triple H at WM22, Big Show at WM20); Cena kicking out after SWC; all those chops that left Cena's chest redder than strawberries in season; the crowd reaction after Cena's win. Cena, who has appeared in 5 consecutive Wrestlemanias (19-23) and wrestled in 4 consecutive Wrestlemanias (20-23), now has the second best Wrestlemania record, overtaking Edge's 4-1 with a 4-0 record of his own. (Edge was 4-0 until he lost at this year's MITB match.)
~ MARCIANA ~